Mr. and Mrs. Bhagat were blessed with a baby girl. They decided to name her... . . . . . . 'Mili Bhagat'!
"Hey, Mom," asked Pappu, "Can you please give me 100 bucks?" "Certainly not!" answered Jeeto. "If you do," Pappu went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid, when you were at the beauty saloon." His mother's ears perked up and grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey Meera, make sure you wash my handkerchief properly.'"
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?" Pappu: That depends. Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager! All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
Santa: My grandmother died on her ninety-second birthday. Banta: That's a long life. But how did she die? Any ailment? Santa: No illness. She passed away when we were only halfway through giving her the birthday bumps!